I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
(Source: thespacecoyote)
Happy Birthday, Sir Ian! [Born: May 25, 1939]
Oh. My. Goth. I share a birthday with Magneto AND Gandalf????
HOW AWESOME IS THAT.
(Source: iago-rotten)
I sent you a box full of coconuts. My bad.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! Oh despair!